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mom: dinners ready

me:

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    full time job with health care benefits

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breadsigh:

please friendzone me. I want to be your friend so badly

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andrewquo:

sometimes if I think I set a really good first impression with someone I’ll get anxious seeing them again bc let’s be honest I’ll never be that cool again

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donutsornonuts:

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *spits on coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

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drowningheta:

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giraffepoliceforce:

I really want a science fiction story where aliens come to invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only to be fought off by the wildlife.

They were expecting military resistance. They weren’t counting on bears.

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